Espaço do humor

Iniciado por gbschmitt em 07/08/2010 · 2.311 mensagens · página 15 de 47

tio_orkut_230/08/2011#701

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XeVt5yRs9E

vicente_230/08/2011#702

Piada da noite:
A DePUTAda Jaqueline Roriz foi inocentada...
País da MARACUTAIA...

leonardo_231/08/2011#703

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-HH1xS9l5YiA/Tl5CireyrUI/AAAAAA…Socrates.jpg

leonardo_231/08/2011#704

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henrique_231/08/2011#705

http://bp3.blogger.com/_Kk0AoqWO0VY/SJg-YOKBf3I/AAAA…ma+em+viamao

leonardo_231/08/2011#706

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alex_931/08/2011#707

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr8_iNIcVWQ

tio_orkut_201/09/2011#708

Como Selecionar Funcionários

O método consiste em:

1-Colocar todos os candidatos num galpão

2-Disponibilizar 200 tijolos para cada um.

3-Não dê orientação alguma sobre o que fazer.

4-Tranque-os lá.

Após seis horas, volte e verifique o que fizeram.

Segue a análise dos resultados:

1 - Os que contaram os tijolos, contrate como CONTADORES.

2 - Os que contaram e em seguida recontaram os tijolos, são
AUDITORES.

3 - Os que tiverem arrumado os tijolos de maneira muito estranha,
difícil de entender, coloque-os no PLANEJAMENTO, PROJETO E
IMPLANTAÇÃO.

4 - Aqueles que picaram os tijolos em pedacinhos e estiverem tentando
montá-los novamente, devem ir direto à TECNOLOGIA DA INFORMAÇÃO.

5 - Os que estiverem sentados sem fazer nada ou batendo papo-furado,
são
dos RECURSOS HUMANOS.

6 - Os que já tiverem saído, são GERENTES.

7 - Os que estiverem olhando pela janela com o olhar perdido no
infinito são os responsáveis pelo PLANEJAMENTO ESTRATÉGICO.

8 - Os que estiverem conversando entre si com as mãos no bolso
demonstrando que nem sequer tocaram nos tijolos e jamais fariam isso,
cumprimente- os com muito respeito e coloque-os na DIRETORIA.

9 - Os que levantaram um muro e se esconderam atrás são do
DEPARTAMENTO DE MARKETING.

10 - Os que afirmarem não estar vendo tijolo algum na sala, são
advogados, encaminhem ao DEPARTAMENTO JURÍDICO.

11 - Os que reclamarem que os tijolos 'estão uma porcaria, sem
identificação, sem padronização e com medidas erradas', coloque na
QUALIDADE.

12 - Os que começarem a chamar os demais de 'COMPANHEIROS' ,
elimine-os imediatamente antes que criem um sindicato.

tio_orkut_201/09/2011#709

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPNzua7Oj-E&feature=related

tio_orkut_201/09/2011#710

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYT3l6C3V5U

josfaccin01/09/2011#711

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_p_0tlGKIU

fabio_602/09/2011#712

robert04/09/2011#713

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_p_0tlGKIU

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terry04/09/2011#714

Uma verdade que DOI:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbAKtiR8LLo

O homem disse boas verdades puta que pariu!!

hugoserelo04/09/2011#715

Todos cantando o hino nacional comigo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHV6C6ZfW-c

antonio_304/09/2011#716

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99qIVhvm-OU&feature=player_embedded

alexandre_2106/09/2011#717

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vicente_208/09/2011#718

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leonardo_208/09/2011#719

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leonardo_208/09/2011#720

Mulher Usou Google translate pra sacanear o Yudi do Bom dia & cia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygemCgzG5k4&NR=1

andr_1108/09/2011#721

/\ Deu pena do muleque.

leonardo_209/09/2011#722

Pena que é montagem rsrsrs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cNY2ACQG5U&feature=related

alex_909/09/2011#723

Burro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHbtyzKWN0

fortunatta10/09/2011#724

Trouxe a cantora Vanussa para dar ajudar!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w9MpztV4gk

fortunatta10/09/2011#725

Ou para quem preferir : Luan Santana !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIpkNVbPimU&feature=related

hugoserelo10/09/2011#726

BRASIL-SIL-SIL-SIL-SIL!

gabriel_1010/09/2011#727

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOqgdEJUs9A&feature=player_embedded

gabriel_1010/09/2011#728

O governo Petista é igual à camisinha: A camisinha permite inflação, impede produção, destrói a próxima geração, protege um bando de porras e ainda transmite um sentimento de segurança... Enquanto, na verdade, alguém está sendo fodido!!!

angela10/09/2011#729

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHinweAqbsA

angela10/09/2011#730

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOiw6sl0fjE

henrique_210/09/2011#731

"PATRICK, ACORDA!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Crtlga0oaE

matheus10/09/2011#732

^ - Filha da put** ahuahuahuauah

vicente_210/09/2011#733

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srtaanglica10/09/2011#734

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srtaanglica10/09/2011#735

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srtaanglica10/09/2011#736

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srtaanglica10/09/2011#737

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srtaanglica10/09/2011#738

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vicente_211/09/2011#739

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hugoserelo11/09/2011#740

Vá ao google e procure por "Emir Sader". Repare a sexta imagem que aparece.

leonardo_213/09/2011#741

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g_orkut_313/09/2011#742

Um Casanova:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EpqU4juYKw&feature=a…r&playnext=1

leonardo_215/09/2011#743

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henrique_217/09/2011#744

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLWpgnrIWMI

leonardo_217/09/2011#745

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riscardo17/09/2011#746

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG58z7hktvg&feature=player_embedded

srtaanglica17/09/2011#747

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srtaanglica17/09/2011#749

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