Fórum Olavo de CarvalhoArquivo da comunidade do Orkut · 2004–2013

Espaço do humor

Iniciado por gbschmitt em 07/08/2010 · 2.311 mensagens · página 5 de 47

rafael_4#201
Massa Sofrida ? KKKKKK
ayrton#202
Dois amigos conversavam, quando, depois da segunda, terceira, cerveja, Carlos declarou:

- Sabe Beto, descobri uns lances estranhos e acabei com tudo, quase deu morte.Tô na fase da divisão dos bens. Tá foda.

- Pô, cara, é foda mesmo.

- Tô meio puto, mas agora vou organizar minha vida de forma diferente.

- Mas, Carlos, sabe de uma coisa? Foi bem melhor mesmo. Tua mulher tava dando pra todo mundo e os caras que comeram disseram que ela é mais puta que a imperatriz Teodósia de Bizâncio, aquela que gostava de ser comida por três escravos núbios ao mesmo tempo.

- Caralho, Beto! Eu me separei foi do meu sócio, porra!!!

"Silêncio"...
ayrton#203
"Pedro

Ayrton, você é um hater, com a missão de confundir o interlocutor com rodeios e circunlóquios.
(..)"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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antnioluiz#204
Buahuahauahauahauhauahauaah! Essa do mollusco está demais!
antnioluiz#205
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ayrton#207
Ayrton
Pedro: vá tomar no olho do seu cu

Pedro
Ai!!!

Pedro X Ayrton
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milton#210
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leonardo_2#211
Essa do Afinal, o que querem as mulheres ficou ótima !!!

Esse Michel Melamerda só faz cagada na TV . Aquela adaptação de Dom Casmurro que ele protagonizou foi podre , irritante e presunçosa demais .
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Chorei de rir !
henrique_2#216
henrique_2#217
Esse do Nelson Dantas eu racho de rir cada vez que vejo... nunca vi coisa igual... kkkkkkkkkkk
milton#218
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brancaleone#225


E JÁ DIZIA O GRANDE METAFÍSICO FRITHJOF SCHUON.

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sepreparebh#230
brancaleone#231
brancaleone#232


Sou guerreiro de sangue irmão
sou um caucasóide
Uri Uriel

Sou racialista
mas eu não sou facistóide
Uri Uriel

Vamos debater
mas eu prometo que não vai vencer

Sou tradicional
e defendo os caboclóides
Uri Uriel
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ayrton#240
leonardo_2#241
milton#242
ou "faça o que eu digo, não faça o que eu faço."

Ótima

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